why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
Red: the ink of angry pens
Black: the coffee in my glass
Red: my final starts at dawn
Black: i’m gonna fail this class
It’s really fucking sad when you upset someone very close to you then you feel bad about it and the only person you want to be with to feel better is them but they want nothing to do with you. So you just have all this guilt and all you can do is feel it. That’s really fucking sad.
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
my favorite thing to do in the christmaa season is remind my overly religious family that this is what cindy lou who looks like now, that she sings in a rock band and how much I love her and they get really mad
Don’t forget to mention she’s known for parkouring away from the papparazzi